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Namaste, Microsoft

PC Apps | Thursday, December 27th, 2007 | 9 years, 4 months ago

Microsoft’s “Genuine Advantage” is that I get the privilege of chatting with their Indian call centre staff every few months. How lovely.

Having just upgraded my computer I was admittedly surprised when my years-old copy of Windows XP validated online without a hitch, but it was to be no more than a delayed double-take as the mandatory re-validation failed after installing my new video card a few days later. “Your product key has been used on too many computers. Please enter a new product key.” Snort. This wasn’t the first time.

I rung up the 1-800 number and spoke with India. They’re doing well. It’s hot out. Yes, I really do own this copy of XP. No, it’s only on one computer. 10 minutes of cell phone time later my XP was working again.


My “Genuine Advantage” was that I got to speak with Ripu and Omvati consecutively!

What better way to humble my new machine than with Microsoft Flight Simulator X? I installed it, updated it to the long awaited Service Pack 1, and fired it up. WGA. Really. I was exasperated.

I looked for a Flight Simulator X activation crack (if you’ll pardon my SEO) but couldn’t find any that worked with SP1. Rather than uninstall, reinstall, crack, and then install SP1, I bit the bullet and called India again. How’s the wife? Eat any good tikka masala lately? Oh, and if you’re not too busy do you mind if I use the product I purchased from your fine company?

“You know, I’m getting awfully tired of your company calling me a thief. I know people who pirate your software whom Microsoft treat with more respect.”

“The activation procedure is sensitive and reacts this way when you change your hardware, sir.”

“Isn’t that what I just said to you?”

I want to keep my copies of XP and Office in pristine working order but I’ve had it with WGA. I’ll be cracking all my other Microsoft software from now on. It’s just plain insulting. It’s none of your damn business whether and when I upgrade my computer, Microsoft. No other software company demands that information of me.

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Untethered

PC Apps | Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 | 9 years, 6 months ago

My wife and I watch a little TV but mostly peripherally. Neither of us care at all for serial dramas like CSI, Lost, Heroes, or the like. We love animated shows like King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, but 99% of those broadcasts are reruns. We were offered a free trial of G4/TechTV for a month or two, but it didn’t disappear from our cable roster after that so I presume I was paying for something I barely watched.

Meh.

The real kicker is advertisements. We can’t stand them. At all. I block ads from the web, we refuse to pay a movie theatre that crams ads down our throats before and after the lights go down, and we religiously mute the TV when a commercial comes on. I understand cable TV was introduced as a commercial-free alternative to advertising-supported aerial broadcasting, but just like satellite radio this promise was reneged before long. So where does my $50/month cable bill go?

I called Rogers a few weeks ago to cancel my cable TV service. They were very nice and even offered to waive the reconnection fee should we change our minds. A personable install tech visited us a few days later and collected our digital terminal. I kind of felt like my lifeline was cut. However, we opted to upgrade our cable internet service to Rogers Extreme (8Mb down, 1Mb up) so that softened the blow.

A day or two in I didn’t think I could handle it. The apartment was so quiet and I missed the reruns. I’m known to my friends as a naysayer of passive entertainment and a vocal champion of interactive media, but I’d come to the sudden realization that a little downtime is nice sometimes – especially since my wife and I eat dinner at our computer table every evening.

I scoured the internet but couldn’t really find any conclusive answer as to whether it is legal to download television shows – merely speculation that the absence of clearly stated rules was close enough to a blessing. I decided to take my chances and have been collecting the entirety of several animated series. The quality is, for the most part, crap, and many shows even have (skippable) TV commercials left intact. That’s a bummer, but it’s a real treat to be able to watch and pause shows as we please. If we learn that downloading TV shows is in fact illegal we will of course delete our archives.

For some reason, the same old reruns are inexplicably less watchable when you have the power to stop or skip them, so this ever-growing repository felt flaccid and unsatisfying from the get-go. I turned elsewhere.

I dabbled with Miro, formerly Democracy Player, a few months prior and was amused if not impressed by its wide breadth of free “television” series. However, I wasn’t interested in leaving the fat client running 24/7 and it was a burden having to wait for a show to download on demand before watching it so I kicked it to the curb. Faced with my small screen absentia this requirement didnt’ seem so bad anymore. I installed Miro, perused the broader-than-ever content guide, and subscribed to several shows.

Miro displaying a page of its show guide

Miro is fantastic, albeit currently better in theory than in practise. It’s even better than downloading traditional shows. There are series based on Windows Server administration, video game reviews and previews, wacky vignettes from High Times magazine, various computer nerd video blogs, educational and instructional videos, a homebrew science fiction series (Infest Wisely) from Toronto, and so very much more. The only thing cooler than the variety of programs is the freedom of the media – commercials – if any – are very succinct and far-between (and skippable), shows are not limited to the half-hour time block format making them easily digestible, old episodes are available on demand, and new series are added every day. Also, the player is easy to use and almost sufficiently bug-free to be called version 1.0. I’ve been participating in the user forums to voice my cheers and jeers, as is my privilege with this open source software application.

Television seems like a huge waste of money by comparison. My $50/month mostly paid for 100 channels I didn’t watch, and 3 or so channels I watched for maybe 4 hours per week. Almost every show I’d ever want to watch is available on the 6 or 7 channels I get in perfect clarity over my mostly-crippled cable, and the only show we miss is Jeopardy which isn’t worth $50/month.

Give Miro a try, browse and do some searches, and check out some of the content. There’s so many options you’re bound to be at least amused by something. If you’re like I was last month, mindlessly paying a TV bill you don’t use, it’s in your best interest to explore your options. Roll your own cable package at no extra cost.

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I don’t want to not uninstall

PC Apps | Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 | 9 years, 7 months ago

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