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Spammer grammar

Am I the only one who occasionally reads spam? I don’t give a damn about what’s for sale, but the wacky prose and especially the fake names crack me up. This one is from Reynaldo J. Jefferson. My favourite name was Balthazar P. Quietude.

This is the most amusing spam I’ve gotten in quite some time.

Dolls always whizgiggled at me and even fellows did in the open water closet!

Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.

for 3 months and now my pecker is terribly greater than world.

By brian

About Brian Damage:

Who is Brian really?
I live in Toronto, Canada, and work for an IT firm. That's about as much real-world info I'm comfortable divulging here. What you read on my blog is the real Brian, but, for the sake of freedom of speech, I feel most comfortable leaving a gulf between my cyberspace and meatspace personae.

Who is Brian at work?
My ridiculous job title is "Marketing Specialist" since I wear so many hats at work. I'm a technical writer, a specialist in enterprise search technologies, an electronic forms designer, a newsletter author, system administrator... but I'm in the Marketing department so for the time being I'm stuck with this inauspicious title.

Who is Brian at play?

Who is Brian